£16.50 £15.00

(4 customer reviews)

Possibly one of the finest quotes of the entire tenure of Mr Malcolm Tucker. Make sure you don’t let granny use this to do the drying up. As seen in this [video_lightbox_youtube video_id=mss7ZNIEhfo width=640 height=480 anchor=video]

Printed with the quote: “If some c**t can f**k something up that c**t will pick the worst f**king time to f**king f**k up because that c**t’s a c**t!” -Malcolm Tucker

Product Details:

– Extra Soft, micro-fibre velour fabric on print side
– Cotton on reverse side
– Provides great absorbency
– Stay fast colour protection
– 40cm x 60cm
– ECO Friendly manufacturing process
– Made in England

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4 reviews for Tucker’s Law Tea Towel

  1. Tracy

    Ordered one of these for my husband for Xmas. He’s going to love it!

  2. Richard J

    Brilliant! I love Malcolm Tucker and these towels made for some hilarious gifts in the office.

  3. Hanna

    bold, but I like it. One for all my favourite people this christmas.

  4. hannah

    My favourite tea towel.

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