Frequently Asked Questions
Orders and Products
How long will delivery take?
We aim to dispatch within 2 working days and your order should arrive (to UK addresses) within 3 working days.
How do you deliver the products?
Usually Royal Mail Recorded delivery. We are looking at offering express deliver for faster shipping.
What is your return policy?
You are covered by the UK internet selling protocols. You may return an item to us within 14 days for a full refund providing the product is still in an unused state and as new. The buyer must pay return postage. Contact us via the form and we’ll sort everything out for you.
Questions about Malcolm Tucker
Who is Malcolm Tucker?
Really, if you don’t know then you are missing out on some excellent swearing!
Is Malcolm a real person?
No, sadly. He is a fictional character played by Peter Capaldi, who is now the current Dr Who.
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